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What better way to piss off a guy who is already dead than take his fried chicken recipe and make it grilled chicken.  Don't get too pissed though, KFC will still offer the classic fried chicken.  This new grilled chicken is about half the fat and half the calories for the same price.  Marketing ploy to get people who eat healthy to buy their product?  That's what they want you to think.  I figure that most tubbies will generally eat twice as much as before since it's half the calories, therefore doubling KFC's revenue.  .  I give them props its a good idea.  I have yet to drive by the KFC by the college mall.  Let me know if anyone sees if the sign has changed or if they have tried this stuff.

KFC Press Release

The Fast Food Song

Patton Oswalt On KFC

        

It did not take long for Ashley Dupree to get back in the news.  Pictures of her have surfaced showing that tricks aren't for kids.  These photos may not be her because they do not show all of her face.  A common way to protect your hookers if you put their pictures on the web, but I can see that there is a resemblance.  They did a good job hiding her tattoos if it really is her, because I cannot see one. 

I am not sure if this is bad news or good news for Ashley.  She obviously gets more PR, but has to be a little humiliated.  This also could cost her money from Playboy and Hustler who were willing to shell out a million to see those funbags.  This also could just be thickening her book plot.  You make the call.

Egotastic


    

        

Well this is a sad story.  The title explains it all and I am just going to give you a link, because I feel bad for her.

Busted Coverage

        

This is a messed up story.  A 21 year old student going home for spring break got a skeet shot on the plane home.  This is how the story goes.  She was on the last leg of a flight from Dallas to LA.  It was late at night so she fell asleep, she woke up when the captain said they would be landing soon.  She opens her eyes and there was a COCK.  A guy had moved to the seat next to her and started jerkin it to her.  She didn't know what to do so she of course looked away and faced the other way.  Then she felt her hair and there was a money load deposited in it.  She started crying and some other person helped her.  The man was arrested when the flight landed.  She is suing American Airlines for 200k now.

Star-Telegram

Thinking of planes reminded me of airplane.  If you have never seen the movie you are a twerp.  Here it is summarized in a three minute clip.

I just stumbled upon this and thought it was funny.  It is a true R&B song.  Both guys are pretty hilarious in this and the chick is hot.  Enjoy

        

It's truly hard to believe, but my girl Ashley Dupree was on Girls Gone Wild When she was 18.  I am getting tired so watch this video it'll give you all the details.  Love you Ashley.

There is a Teaser Video on Girls Gone Wild.

        

This lady is Dina Matos McGreevey the former wife of Gov. James McGreevey.  If you don't remember the story the Gov. of New Jersey was having a homosexual affair.  New reports are out that Dina and the Gov. used to have threesomes with another man.  They were called "Friday Night Specials".  They would all go out to the T.G.I Fridays and get loaded and then go back and have an orgy.  My question was who suggested it?  If it was the Gov. who suggested bringing another man into the bed, that might have hinted to her that he had limp wrist.  She might have just pushed him out of the closet with all that dick in the bedroom.  She wrote a book and probably made some bank.  I wonder if she put this part in or not?

Fox News -Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey Confirms Reports of Three-Way Sex With Wife and Aide

Wikipedia - Dina Matos McGreevey

        

Yea, that's disgusting.  I used to love Britney, the classic school girl.  When that video came on, and I actually watched TRL I thought she was an angel.  Just to remind you of what she used to have.





She used to compete with Jessica Simpson.  Now shes down in the gutter,  I really hope she makes a rebound and turns her life around.

Daily Mail

Here she is stoned.

        

Well, I can tell you I didn't know who this chick was.  She is pretty smoking though.  Thanks to Panini for sending me the story.  If you hadn't heard, Audrina had a photo shoot when she was 19 that got risky.  Check it out for yourself.

Hollywood Grind

If you are like me and don't watch the show here are photos of all the girls.

        

My girl just seems to want to stay in the spotlight.  Charlie Sheen has been accused of hiring the lovely young lady.  The alleged trist was a fantasy orgy.  Charlie had Ashley and another girl dress up as cheerleaders.  He paid 20k for the services.  This price is a little ridiculous, but everyone has to love Charlie.  I leave you pondering "How Much For an HJ?"

Fox News - Charlie Sheen

        

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone.   What better way to celebrate than with a SHAMROCK SHAKE.

I freaking love shamrock shakes.  I also love Bud Light.  I don't know if any of you have experienced the green aluminum bottles, but they are sweet.  I love how this chick is holding this one (sexual innuendo from Mr. Oross).

 

Good news, there hasn't been as many leprechaun sitings lately.  What is scarier in Mobile, Alabama than a short little white guy up in a tree? 

Everytime I watch that video, I wonder what public schools in the United States are doing.  Anywho, I found these Irish chicks booty dancing.  They seem to fall down a lot.  I also wonder how long they were dancing and who edited this thing.  Enjoy

What is better than a tiny green bikini contest on St. Patty's Day?

Alright well lastly I got some Irish Rock.  Maybe you can listen to it while you are pre-gaming tonight.  Hope everyone gets tanked tonight.

        

There they are 2 real, and 1 fake set.  This lady would destroy us all.  I really enjoyed the thong too (barf in my mouth).  Some of you might not be into the muscular women.  I found a site for you. 



LingerieForFatChicks.com

I am really trying to remember how I stumbled upon this site.  I guess it was just luck.  The "Blair Bitch Corset" girl is really sexy and I don't know why she is on there.  I am lazy, so that's it for now.

        

I have not had a post about money in awhile so I figured I get something up here.  Yesterday, I joined Upromise which is a FREE service that helps families save for college.  I have known about it for a long time, but I have been lazy.  I am setting this up for my kids and I am hoping that I will have have collected a few thousand dollars to contribute to their college.  The service is simple, all you have to do sign up and enter some info.  They do try to get you to sign up for a MasterCard, so make sure you avoid doing that.

I set it up so that my mom's Martin's Supermarket Advantage Card and her CVS Extra Care cards can credit my account.  I also then put my credit card info on there so that anyplace I shop that gives kickbacks to upromise can credit my account.  I am not close with my grandma or any other member of my family to ask them for their rewards cards from their grocer or drugstore, but if you are kudos to you.  The more sources you have signed up the more money gets credited to your account.

So their ya go, it takes about ten minutes to sign up and then you just sit back and rake in cash for your kids (or future kids, like me). I will probably have 20 years for this to add up so I am hoping I make a decent amount. If you are going to add a rewards card to your account you need to have the number on the back.  So tell your parents to email them to ya.  Every few months I'll post what my account balance is on the blog, this way if you are skeptical you can see my progress.


Upromise.com

        

This Trick is smart and I called it.  Ashley has become a millionaire in a matter of days.  "What you want" has been playing on radio stations all over the country and has been downloaded more than a million times at 99 cents.  She also has done a racy photo shoot (picture above) that had to get her at least $50,000.  Recently Larry Flint has offered her a million for a nude spread.  I would pay to see how tore up that coot is. 



One thing I like about Ashley is her tattoos.  I have to admit they are pretty sexy.  The best one is the one just above the trickslit.  It is "Tutela Valu" which in Latin means "fair value".  I would say $4,300 is more than fair value though.  I thought that this was a joke when I first saw it but it is true, look for yourself.  She also had a cross put on her hand as a blessing to keep from getting a money shot during HJ's.  I don't know what it is about this dirty girl scout, but I think I now have a new crush.



Ashley's mom is a MILF.  She looks to be doing just fine.  I am starting to think this girl had it good growing up, then just turned into a wild child.  Just look at her mom, perfect teeth, teets, and hair.  What is next for Ashely? A Maxim photo shoot, a book, then a strap-on dildo modeled after Spitzer.  More Updates to come but here is her song and links.

New York Post

Busted Tees - Client #9

New York Daily News

This is the best I could find of her song.

        

We all have heard the recent story about New York's Governor and former Attorney General Eliot Spitzter (General Eliot).  If you haven't here's the gist.  The Democratic Governor from New York who has a hot wife paid over $80,000 for sex with tricks over the past year.  The sad part of this was that he used to prosecute prostitution rings when he was Attorney General.  I (General I) think Eliot might have stumbled upon this ring and was like,"DAMMMMMN,  these hookers are hot."  So he didn't bust them, he joined them, wait let me rephrase that. He did bust'em all over their faces.  Anywho, the newest development is that they know who the hooker is.  Ashley Alexandra Dupre is a 22 year old from New Jersey (5 feet 5 inches, and 105 pounds).  She left home at 17 and went to Zoo York to become a musician.  Now she uses her throat for other things.  I'll give her credit she is very attractive but there is no way I would pay $4,300 for two hours with her.  I could get 4,300 double cheeseburgers ($1), 1,800 Monsters ($2.40), or 215 street blowjobs ($20).  I tried to check out her myspace site but I am not a member, so if you find anything good on it post it on the comments.   Facebook has a few groups up and 5 or so different people using her name, so I didn't get the chance to have her as a Facebook friend like I did with Jen Sterger. I have the feeling that this chick is going to sell her story for millions of dollars and will stop hooking.  So, if you are looking for a girl who is depressed, abused, but still hot and going to be rich soon look her up.  Or if you are just looking for a rub-and-tug and have a few thousand laying around, I am sure something could be arranged.


The Smoking Gun - Pictures

Myspace - Ashley Alexandra Dupre

CNN Story

        

Yea, I can't believe it either.  Some lady got suck on a toilet for two years.  Her skin grew around the toilet seat.  The paramedics had to pry the toilet seat off of the toilet, and they had to remove it at the hospital.  Something is seriously wrong here.  The only good thing she had going, was that she could go anytime.  There had to be something mentally wrong with both of these people.

Fox News

The picture from above is from one of my favorite sites.

FAT CHICKS IN PARTY HATS

        

This douchebag claims he can make you thin.  He actually is going to be airing on a nationwide TV show called "I Can Make You Thin".  I laughed my ass off when I saw this.  The show is for people who want to lose weight and all the advertisements on the website are for ice cream.  His name is Paul McKenna, the google search provided some weird results.  He is a motivational speaker, hypnotist, and part-time truck driver.  There was a show like this in the UK that he hosted and it was vastly popular.  I don't know if it works but it freaks me out that he will be hypnotizing millions of fatty's at once on TV.  He might just tell them to take over the world.  Here are a couple videos on this guy.  If you dare to watch his show it will air at 9:00PM March 16 (this Sunday) on TLC.

        

This man is not smiling because he is getting a sub.  Jared actually has a porn video hidden in that bag.  This is an old story, but I never heard it.  According to Best Week Ever Jared ran a very lucrative porn business out of his apartment.  You have to remember back in those days the internet porn industry had not taken its grasps on America.  So porn videos and smut magazines were the way to go.  Jared amassed a large collection of videos and would rent them out at a dollar a day.  This underground business almost put College Adult Books out of business (still have not made the visit). 

This man is an IU legend.  Not only does he not tip well (Jared Drinks His Dinners), but he used to be a porn king.

Well I hope everyone is enjoying their Spring Break.  I am personally recovering from a rough night out at the new Irish Pub in New Carlise.  FYI the b-log is going to be moved to thewi11is.com in the near future I am trying to use a new blogger, but I had problems importing all the posts.  I think I will have to import them all manually; so that site will take awhile to get running.  I hope to get it done by the end of break.  I will continue to use this site until then.  Thanks to Tim Duffy for the tip on this story.

        

Swing. Double Swing.  This lovely lady is Jill Wagner from the Mercury commercials we all see nearly everyday.  I have had a crush on her since freshman year and get a semi anytime a Mercury commercial airs.  So I thought we should all learn some more about Jill.  As I dug deeper into her life I began to fall in love. 

Age:                      29

Sign:                     Capricorn

From:                    North Carolina (she has a sexy accent)

College:                NC State Wolfpack

Major:                   Business (I'm wet)

Hobbies:               Guns (She just keeps getting better)





Well shes not just in commercials; she's an actress.  She has been in the hit shows "Blade the Series" and "Stargate 23" both were on my Tivo list till they were canceled.  FYI she was a vampire in Blade.  I would let her suck ...my blood.  In Stargate she was an alien (insert probe joke).  These both set anyone up for some really fucked up wet dreams.  Here are a couple tributes to her roles.

I think I fell in love with her freshman year when I had her FHM spread plastered on my dorm room wall.  I only wish she had the smallest tattoo somewhere on her body then she would be perfect for me. 



 

Jill got launched into the national scene when she became an agent for Punk'd on MTV.  I really can't say that i remember her, but I will be keeping my eyes on the reruns for her.





Thank you Jill.  You make the commercials that much easier to watch.

I am posting another video of the French singer Alizee.  She is 23, for those of you who thinks shes 13 and I am a creeper.  This is her music video for "Moi Lolita".  Taking French for a few years I can translate the beginning a little bit.  Seems like her boyfriend yells at her and tell her to "stop stop!".  He then tells her he loves her, she only responds by asking for $200.  She goes home and the lady asks her,"where have you been?" then tells her, "You look like a slut.  Then she runs away.  This one is for you Tim.

• Jill Wagner - Myspace

• Jill Wagner - IMDB.com

• Jill Wagner - FHM.com

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