Where is the Fucking Milk?

It seems like every morning in my house milk would go to great use. 

1. Start the day off with a microwaved Hills Bros French Vanilla Cappuccino.  (Money in the bank when you put it in the blender with milk).  It just doesn't taste the same with water.

2. Instant oatmeal, currently we are serving the Quaker Weight Control stolen from the pantry back at the parents house.

3. A bloody bowl of cereal...... We seriously have like 20 boxes of cereal on top of our frig.  You look at them daily then open the door and theres no milk. 

On that note here is a video about cereal and how fucking good it is.


Other uses for milk..
  • Milkshakes
  • Remove ink from stained shirts
  • Mustaches

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